In a completely unscientific survey in which a bunch of girls waiting backstage at a rock gig were asked who they would prefer to engage in horizontal aerobics with the majority said that they would be happier if a drummer put his junk in their trunk.
The gig was a well known, popular American stadium rock band currently touring Europe. The girls may have been groupies, but then again they may have been autograph hunters. Either way, they were very excited and clealy not impressed by guitart gods. They said that drummers were generally better lovers.
When asked why this was they said that it was probably all the pounding of the drum kits and the sweating that they did. They said that guitarists jus pose around and wiggle their fingers.
So there you have it. If you want to get laid by groupies don’t go wasting your money on expensive guitars. Buy yourself a drum kit and get sweaty.
